By: Grace Conley “Objectively bad but subjectively a fun time.” I saw Countdown on Halloween night for some spooky jump, scare fun and that’s exactly what I got. I personally have no problem with jump-scare horrors. I think it’s fun and stupid, and while the scares don’t last and aren’t “good” they make for fun
By: Grace Conley “Shia LaBeouf is a National Treasure” Honey Boy is phenomenal. It is so far my favorite of the year, and I don’t see anything beating it. I have nothing but good things to say about this movie. It is so beautiful, so cathartic, so heartfelt and raw and so separated from the
By Grace Conley “Did I travel back to 2009?” I really, really loved the original Zombieland. I think it’s smart, quick-witted, over the top in the right way, funny and has a lot of heart. Zombieland Double Tap lost a lot of the charm that the 2009 movie had. It’s not as funny or as heartfelt, it’s just
By: Grace Conley “You will really want to go to the gym, and then you won’t.” It’s been a while since I saw this movie but still wanted to mention it, because while it has a profoundly stupid name, it has a lot of heart. Brittany Runs A Marathon is about a girl who’s life
By: Grace Conley “Thought Provoking“ Joker is a wonderful movie. I disagree very strongly with the current critic reviews of this movie. I read some that called it, “bad, boring, cliche, and lack of meaning”, that it doesn’t say anything and I disagree with all of those. I think this movie is glorious. Maybe it
By: Grace Conley “Old Women Flock To Theaters Hoping To See Judy Garland In Her Glory Days But Are Disappointed Because This Is Sad From Start To End.” I don’t have a lot to say about Judy. I was really sick when I saw it. It often makes me feel disconnected and more critical of
By: Grace Conley “Brad Pitt as Bradaddy issues. Brad Pitt suckles a food tube like a hamster. Lima project? More like LIGMA project. Okay, I’m done.” Ad Astra is a sci-fi movie that I didn’t know was a sci-fi movie for a while. This movie takes place in the future where our phones are just
By: Grace Conley “True Jackson VP is A Stripper” Hustlers is a phenomenal movie. For a story about strippers drugging men and stealing their money, it has a surprising amount of heart and laughs. This movie is based off an arrival that was written in 2015, but I didn’t expect it to be told with like
By: Grace Conley “IT 2 is just IT 1 with a CGI Finn Wolfhard and it’s worse.” IT Chapter 2 is a good time. I was really excited for this movie, seeing that I loved the first one. I was excited for the cast all grown up and all the trailers looked really good. Let’s
